You’ve Been Cheetoed!


Straight from the pages of the Wild and the Whacky –

A woman in Tulsa, Oklahoma is now sitting in jail because she had Cheeto residue on her teeth that linked her to an attempted home burglary. What were the facts? Well, apparently on February 26th patrol officers were dispatched to reports of a person attempting to force their way through the window of a home. Officers quickly arrived on the scene and found an open window with the screen removed on the front of the house. Moments later a woman came out of the shadows of the house. The police arrested her. Officers found an empty Cheeto bag and a bottle of water on the floor near the open window and screen. Officers believed the woman dropped the Cheeto bag and the water as she made her escape out the window. The woman was not only identified by the homeowner, but also by the fact she had the remnants of orange cheeto dust caked on her teeth. Not surprisingly, the woman was arrested for first-degree burglary. Moral of the story: feel free to eat Cheetos (they truly are delicious), but probably not if you are going to unlawfully enter another’s home.

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